Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Christmas Thank You Mad Lib

The November pistol at 28.11. with the listener, the Marian and Basti Homeland


Readers gun! - The reading boring show in the living room with atomic Wilko Franz and nasty guests. Texts, Krams and live music between Nonsense and Sensibility!

"Nobody I've seen think knows the November "many of you feel clammy and secretly and in the eleventh month pregnant with meaning. If you want to make the November end rather forgiving, but comes at random to readers gun and storytelling with fabulous guests! Basti Homeland [Krawehl] the Marian [Winning the Wa (h) lnuss] and for the music the listener DeutschFolkDuo aus! I'd go if I were not already there anyway ...

who disguises herself as average consumer come in free!

Admission is free.


You were LINKED:

listener: is

eavesdropper a duo. Eaves played acoustically. Eavesdropper does cabaret. About eavesdropper can not tell him much. Nothing like this can describe what you feel while listening.

Ab! At the stalking in eavesdropper gnarled world ...



Basti Country (Sebastian Huncke):

love their country, have no fear ... like you're just as!, may add one there. Really are writable Basti homeland texts (except by their ineffability) not really. If Monty Python would open a kiosk along with Kafka, then his country would probably Basti as a salesman behind the counter.

The Marian (Marian Heuser):

Volume 84, lives and studies in Münster. He writes, reads, takes pictures and thoughts. Since 2008 he slams and moderates ("Winning the Wa (h) lnuss" and "World of Wordcraft"). January 2010, he went among the authors. Together with Andreas Weber was the anthology "Fresh Eggs - boy, Westphalian . Off-literature "(bonus point Verlag)

Wilko Franz (I):

In . Wilko-Franz-being so far the best

Sunday, November 14, 2010

There's A Split In My Snowboard

tub, if not now?


bathtube bunny (strictest copy right!)
tub if not now?
It was a very spontaneous Decision and you look forward to actually, if you accidentally re-times spontaneously. For me it was the first time but not so good. I wanted to have a shower and that is in contact with the hot water suddenly get effervescent need for a bubble bath. Expert on the scene already recognize the dilemma in it. You stand there with cold ass - because already been stripped and showered - and waits for that might fill the huge tub, so easily because I did not put my ass in the cold so ne tepid pool, and I'm not as sharp on my skin anyway supercooled to rub frosty porcelain. As I get goose bumps smooth nor ne extra afterwards. That would Incidentally, a nice name for a Swiss canton. I lived in hindsight! Knick-knacks. Back to the dilemma. It would certainly have been quite amusing for outsiders to see what tactics I freeze the water inlets applying to and how not naked, shiver Freak shortly afterwards sitting in my pool, but yes no one will ever know. Again and again I besprinklere with the shower jet legs and upper body. I'm like a beached whale, but still: I can help myself while I succumb to the age-old fascination with displacement - How should we lie down to rise up to the water level to be? Which means yes in my case, maximum body edge warming! - I can Meanwhile, through the skylight very nice to hear the November wind in soliloquy, as he tells them that they should quietly cry sometimes, if need be quiet times with the wolves and the leaves sheep are driven well into the dry and if necessary, but only driven when there is nothing are dry. November wind, I think, keep the ball down time! In any case, with the water level is rising not only my body temperature slowly, but my Gemütlichkeitsbewußtsein and that's ultimately what I do to me this water torture! Did I mention that bubble baths today no longer are what they once were? It is beautiful blue yes, but it will I just do not succeed in even the smallest of foam to create. Well, probably the weak water pressure debt is tuned, the beats just a little out of foam! Ha, I search now on foam times (auswendig!) produced one of my most erotic poems

wet dream

other day I saw you naked
in a dream ,
you, in a bathtub
and all around just foam.
added only stupid because
I saw you actually hardly
debt and added it:
The damn damn foam!

Okay, I'm stronger, erotic poetry, but I leave out the outside, because my basic situation and my mood in the tub have something very unerotic. To this I would like to insist, before someone else does and gnaws at my self-confidence (... in fact I let my self-confidence only because of the water ... and squirrels gnawing, you know ... okay, we emphasize that). Although I am totally mentally unschlüpfrig then, is the physicality of a trough situation nevertheless regarded as given and I think, because I agree with most When downstream. I bathe so not as often now than ever as a child and am therefore not so in practice, but I still supposition that in addition to the hygiene nor are these relaxation bow, some are trying to stretch uh, (vermutlich. .. I am thinking about it again after). With increasing levels succeed in my own case quite well (hot water and alcohol that is following in common: health, relaxation and after that it shriveled ...) and I dream actually just like that in front of me and down and use my emergency reserve brain capacity on Dates and times rather than fear to displace water. Switch between sitting and supine position in a finely calculated Algorithm that dive me up and defrost ultimately be. I will be quite warm around the heart, the tub is nice to me. Speaking of algorithm, I just wanted to write ungermanistisches creature algorithm, but the spell check has saved me from, here is my set-up and dive very rhythmic, I think. Speaking of Algo, I am glad that there are no algae here, but only blue sparkling water. Ah! Straighten legs, that's the madness. Especially after so nem tag with Road Rage, and in general with a lot of Rage Against very much. Very clever of me that I'm so spontaneous, I think proud at this moment. The tub save me from my tyrant page. The tyrant is drowned. Or softened or foamed or so. Ah! Head under water, eyes, nose, just out, this is the madness (although I must uphold my legs anner wall and looks pretty silly. But no one knows). Puck-puck, puck-puck, puck-puck ... One's heart to hear first of all, as it sends its Walsonar by the deep bathtub is ... so how actually. Calm, yes, yes, but on the other hand ... can be very disappointing for example, when trying to slow his heartbeat by concentrated relaxation ... but I always like to lie under water. This reminds me of how I had my route dive phase and in the middle of the evening was the last bathhouse in or under the water was at times still aufregungsarm possible to glide through the water. Ah! Stadtbad middle, half the light is already out, alone in or under water, which is crazy. With the last air show up do if it is not so empty and other people (ugh, other people!) an upset in the water (because they are not only water ... damn whale cows!), is not that of insanity. Or, if you try to be relaxed, because all the whale cows are gone, we then visualized on the second track, the sound of the waddling flip-flops of the strict pool attendant at the edge of the pool under water (and you know instinctively how disparaging bad it looks, because the official bath time is over for a minute and I apparently yes not intend to appear 22 clock and will miss the bus and because of me ... pah! As if, after the official end of bath time even a single shower was free) So in short: Relax in the pool is ne tricky thing. Back to the bubble center. Satisfied I am hanging in the ropes and follow porcelain beads of sweat on my forehead. Enjoying a very relaxing, very clever of me. I use the well-being and the heat of the moment to gently stretch to me. Man, what was expected of his body all in bad muscle cramps by so nen Drecksalltagstag! My attempts to stretch myself include, incidentally, meant even less to outsiders and they promote the unerotic of the moment enormous, despite all their physicality. I am a little sad, when I realize I am not so me nothing you can not turn on his stomach. The rotation is saukompliziert, I'm just too long and too bulky and so damn unerotic it. Sardine in tin, Wilko in Bath, both not nice. I will be sad when I remember that I have neither ships nor to play a swim in the blue glasses to Blubberbay underwater adventure to experience. Not even a budding nymph bathing her awakening womanhood with me. Blue Lagoon is not even announced. But November Rain (Gun's n Roses without) the roof window. Herbstbad middle, I think, and it will be sufficient for a whole lot of wellness minutes (Three or maybe four, eternally long anyway). Then everything shrivels me too much. Schrumpelstilzchen, I think briefly, but then find it neither meaningful nor funny enough to be here to write pure. Then, I keep thinking, one can, however, underline the most here think it is neither meaningful nor funny enough to post it in here. Mushy brain and skin dunes found in any case that it is time the whole thing with a few ordinary asterisk border when standing up to leave. And just as I do this ;-) * * *

PS: I give so freely of: Is a story with a long bath ...

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

How To Pressure Point Someone To Sleep

Triptychontreppe


Triptychontreppe

art for short breaks, I think, and sit on the grill and smoke, although I'm still Non smoking. Previously I was once an alternative. Was always somehow Indie, most were very nice, was not only provocative, what can be counted at the expense of my Alternativität. I was deep in the division without division and saw everything (sorry I rhyme by accident) from this perspective, sensitive with a certain arrogance. Now, ten years later, I sit back on these stairs and look down again, as in an enclosure. The same Young, just kind of over that time. And, what is missing, I ask myself. What is missing with the boy at that time? I think it is this expectation setting. This "I-will-be-lived-today-maybe-Altitüde" may even do what I Living ... Everything has stopped caring. I do not get more excited when I look at strangers. The leave me cold. I just look at it. I am cold, that's probably the problem. Unausgelöst, I put in too many set in me. But no matter. I myself care less. Because of me does not change the world, and certainly not the pen at my feet. I appear at the edge, I just do not seem to, but somehow DIMME front of me. Distances to Offenarmigkeit the are lived-wool. I have already made the arms wide for so many in my expectation setting that I somehow now, so, no matter. And I do not really care, I'm not no matter. I am so become a matter of rusty scaffolding aspect and me and my far too important to take equality. Was I the past, when I still lived at home real alternative as today, where I'm free, free-thinking, free from collateral, and well, let us admit it, because I always actually less free? It will certainly not be free without them. But anyway, I was in the family nest of free, unbound, flowing, expected? Be expected, is an appeal by the youth, think I do. Is always good when you're expecting, planning can make the strip by passing. Sure, it has to happen too. " And again, I am now waiting times not so without being asked. I thought earlier: "Whatever comes next?" I think today, "What was all that!" Yes, today I calm myself with that but nothing is what I did not see coming, unless it is a coincidence or an accident, but because it is indeed pure, that has nothing to do expect, at least I do not think like something happened, what changed my life, nothing that changed me, I feed my similarity with my dim eyeballs. I want the same constant . Remain
I've somehow expected something different, than once to be a non-expected.
Now he wallows, however, thinks her and (to put it to Thomas Magnum): You're right! But, I have just expected too. Now, what is it so valuable to read this Ödnisanalyse, you may think / ask, and although I almost do not care, I will continue this action-poor idea treatise. For now and this thrill comes back, that the situation was "something-passing" could be that you can plan anything, not even his own head and the heart I will not even start the first time. That something could happen to me. So what is dangerous, of course, but it is also dangerous fabulous, if you have at least a "pass-something-could-hope", then anything is ever less care, but is so insignificant it may be, important, and that really means something! Then you could almost back one or another moment to be young and then they are no longer a matter, these human figures, which graze down there or go up on a past the stairs. Then they are not even characters, but you see them as walking, warm wonderful opportunities. Warm miracle. Warm is now hard to describe, warm designate probably something like the feeling of a fundamental philanthropy in me. Something like a charity of the possibilities or that it is possible to love people. In general, it is also much easier to love yourself if you are not a non-expected, but warmmütig and quite possibly a miracle itself. Yes, I can still be a true expected Warmmüter, I just have to let it, and so a boy, so what can that I am still, even today.
God, the beer is good and that there is no room on the paper, which is damn too damned good! And because of the music inside, which is also damned good, damned good, and people, so many that I like lousy. I get in: tap dancing. Being young: damned good!